Internet in San Francisco Breached By Aliens FBI Warns

No one could really have seen the way the Internet in San Francisco would be used. In fact, until the pieces were all put together, very few people even believed there were aliens that walked the earth just like humans do every day.

Seattle, WA (prHWY.com) July 31, 2012 - No one could really have seen the way the Internet in San Francisco would be used. In fact, until the pieces were all put together, very few people even believed there were aliens that walked the earth just like humans do every day. It turns out these aliens have infiltrated almost every aspect of life on this planet from the most humble of jobs and existences to the very highest levels.

It has recently been discovered the aliens that have been living amongst the humans on earth have been covertly using the Internet in San Francisco in an attempt to contact their home planet. Though the motives and details are still being discovered, Detective John Blunt of the Federal Bureau of Investigation: San Francisco Division, had this update on this alarming discovery.

"These aliens are really intelligent. They were able to make contact with their base on their home planet. While it seems that initially they had some problems figuring out how they could put the Internet in San Francisco to good use for their needs, eventually the aliens were able to crack the code and use it to their advantage. Fortunately, when they made contact with their home planet, it triggered the safeguards our organization has in place against hackers and we were able to put a stop to the flow of information from here to there."

What followed was a massive undertaking in which the FBI, lead by Detective Blunt, tried to arrest any aliens in the San Francisco area. Unfortunately, this part of the operation was not as easy or as successful at the FBI had hoped it would be.

"As the head of this operation, I thought it would be easy to make a sweep and pick up all the aliens in San Francisco, especially if they had used the Internet within the past few months," shared Detective Blunt. "After all, my division had discovered, and stopped, the exchange of information between the aliens and their home planet, Surely we could be successful with picking the aliens themselves up. Instead, it appears that these aliens have kind of melted seamlessly into society."

Up until this crisis, people often suspected there were aliens roaming the planet freely. This information leak via the Internet in San Francisco had made it brutally painful that the aliens are highly intelligent beings who must be treated with the utmost intact and respect in order to not alienate them. No pun intended.

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