CMMS Software Blamed for Fairy Epidemic at Local Manufacturer

TRIGG Enterprises, a local branch of the nationally known TRIGG, has employees claiming they are being helped along with their many work responsibilities by fairies. This is a company that specializes in plumbing solutions

Seattle, WA (prHWY.com) August 2, 2012 - TRIGG Enterprises, a local branch of the nationally known TRIGG, has employees claiming they are being helped along with their many work responsibilities by fairies. This is a company that specializes in plumbing solutions for commercial and residential customers. They employ over 3000 people, many now stating they are afraid they will lose their jobs because of the fairies that have inhabited their company.

"I was loading my truck and sitting on the dashboard was a sparkling little fairy. Just like you see on one of those kiddie movies. It stayed with me all day, doing my job with a shake of dust before I could get my foot in the door," Hank Whitmire, 16 year company employee says. "It's the darnedest thing. They don't do nothing but throw some dust and the job is complete. At this rate, I am wondering if I will still have a job come the end of this year."

Employees report these fairies appeared throughout their company when they installed CMMS software to streamline their operations. These concerned employees state the fairies aren't just with the plumbing technicians, they are in the offices and in the warehouse, working as if they belong there. Employees are amazed by the sight that greets them each day but afraid of what will happen to their jobs once TRIGG executives realize they are having help getting their jobs done.

Office worker Patrice Daniels was working late the evening after the software was installed. She stated, "My computer screen went black, then lighter and lighter until it was a blinding white. When I uncovered my eyes, there was a little fairy sitting on the screen. I thought I'd had one too many coffees and was seeing things. It kind of waved at me and waved some dust. Next thing I know, my spreadsheets were done and I could go home to have dinner with my kids."

After so many sightings, TRIGG officials have dismissed their employee's sightings as fancifulness. They have released the following statement:

TRIGG has always been a company that employees wonderful, skilled employees in every aspect. They were hired because they are the best of the best. We have every faith they are behind the huge increase in production and work orders being completed. We have never witnessed any fairies and are sure this is a way for our employees to break up their sometimes monotonous workday. TRIGG is a company that hires humans, not fairies. But if it gets our employees through the work day, then GOFAIRIES.

Although the executive board doesn't believe fairies are doing the work, they are helping to feed into the fantasy. Many of the company trucks now have a bumper sticker that reads: Honk if you believe in fairy dust.

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