Sacramento Internet Customers are Dazzled by Alien Downloads
Area Sacramento residents are reporting their internet connections have allowed them to look into the world of aliens on different planets. "I swear it's like looking at a TV show," giggles Isabella Cameron.

The entire city is buzzing with different reports of Sacramento internet customers opening an internet browser and seeing aliens going about their life rather than looking being able to surf the internet. Brenda Sackowitch, a newly transplanted resident in the area is saying she has had sightings as well. "I logged on to chat with my mom and when I pulled up my browser, I see this pink alien looking at me. I was totally creeped out. But I couldn't look away,"
Brenda says. She says it has happened more than once and rather than shut the computer off, she now watches them as she would her favorite television show.
Rather than just take the word of so many residents, area internet providers were asked for an interview and all were declined. There was only one internet installation expert that would give a statement provided he remains anonymous.
"I thought they were fooling around. I went into one lady's house for a service call and she wouldn't even stay in the room when I turned it on. I got the thing all booted up and there it was. A big pink alien, fixing dinner. Well I guess it was dinner."
After so many reports of these aliens being on what's supposed to be the internet, local cable companies are reporting an increase in their business. These sightings have been reported to come from many different companies, not just one. According to reports, these sightings can happen anytime someone begins to use their computer and needs an internet connection. It seems the most common alien sighting is of a large pink alien going about its daily business.
Although not everyone believes the aliens are real, many Sacramento residents are fascinated by the different sightings. Longtime alien chaser Nigel Huercrest is excited with all the buzz. "I knew it was true. When I took my pictures of the space craft to NASA, they laughed me out of the building. Look who's laughing now."
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