Android App Development Leads To End Of Life As We Know It

So the machines are finally going to be taking over, thanks largely in part to a few Android app development teams that just didn't know when to say uncle. Despite everyone's suggestions that they stop their experiments into the artificial

Seattle, WA (prHWY.com) August 9, 2012 - So the machines are finally going to be taking over, thanks largely in part to a few Android app development teams that just didn't know when to say uncle. Despite everyone's suggestions that they stop their experiments into the artificial intelligence programs, they continued messing with aspects of computers that should be left alone.

By now, most of the industrialized world has seen the Terminator movies. From Arnold Schwartzenegger on, we've been warned by the film industry that eventually machines were going to become self-aware, and then decide to take over the world because the humans were doing such a nonsense job of it. Who knew that the final development that would lead to human demise would come from a smartphone developer ...

"Now they've gone and done it," said Roy Giovanna, steadfast mayor of the small town in Kentucky where the development team was doing its research.

"We would see the flashing lights coming from their business window way past a normal person's bedtime, and we knew something was up. And then, we knew it had gone too far when suddenly one day, our smartphones started calling people for us."

Incredible as it may seem, the software that the team developed managed to leak out of their business office through the internet and start infecting all of the local phones in the area. Far beyond the concepts of having a secretary who responded to your voice commands, this was a phone that began commanding you.

"It started telling me that a change in diet would help my mood swings!" exclaimed resident Dolly Anderson. "And I don't want some crazy piece of scrap metal telling me what to do about my life!!"

Other people in the town were equally incensed. Suddenly phones were giving out fashion advice, suggestions for recipes, and quicker routes for people to drive to places that they'd never even thought of going to before.

The Android development team insists that the code they were working on was harmless, and was meant simply as a way for people to decide which Olympic events they might be most interested in watching. Everything else was just a bizarre side effect, they claim, and everything will be back to normal before anyone can say 'one Mississippi'.

As it turns out, no one from that town has been heard of in weeks now, but movie rentals for "Salvation" are at an all-time high.

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