Government Mysteriously Comes Up With Funds to Explore for Aliens

The government is very hush-hush when it comes to how it handles its finances. Only the small inner circle is privy to how loans are used, what loans are paid off and what is really going on in regards to the United States' finances.

Seattle, WA (prHWY.com) September 10, 2012 - The government is very hush-hush when it comes to how it handles its finances. Only the small inner circle is privy to how loans are used, what loans are paid off and what is really going on in regards to the United States' finances. That was until now.

A man working on hacking a girlfriend's email account claims to have discovered top secret documents that could prove that the government took out a debt consolidation loan and is using the money that is left over for an alien exploration project. Of course, this is all speculation. Nothing is true until proven otherwise.

"I was trying to hack, ummm, I mean get into my girlfriend's email account", said the young man who wished to remain anonymous. "I must have messed up along the way because I ended up at this top secret server where I found some shocking information out."

The top secret server shows a transaction that the government made with a debt consolidation firm. This transaction took numerous parts of the national debt and consolidated it into one loan. That left excessive money that could be spent on something else and the government pulled out all the stops.

"It appeared from what I read that the government is working on launching an alien space exploration project", said the young man. "The government wants to know if there are people out there, but didn't have the funds. That was until they did this loan thing with that firm. Now they can explore space for aliens."

People have long thought that the United States has had a desire to seek out alien life on another planet. There has been no proof that there is such a desire from the government. That was until this new claim.

"I would have made copies of the server but unfortunately my presence must have been detected", said the young man. "The server quickly kicked me out and when I tried to return all the files were blank. It was like it never existed."

The local newspaper the man came forward to tried to reach NASA and other government agencies for questioning. However, that didn't get very far.

"I tried to use all my sources to find out what was going on", said a reporter at the local paper. "No one would comment. They didn't deny it, but they just wouldn't comment. Makes me think something fishy was found! Give it a few months and they'll be declaring life was discovered on other planets!"

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