Debt management is a skill that most people will find useful throughout most of their lifespans. This is includes even those other worldly beings that don't instantly spring to mind when the words "debt management" are used.
(prHWY.com) May 29, 2012 - Seattle, WA -- Debt management is a skill that most people will find useful throughout most of their lifespans. This is includes even those other worldly beings that don't instantly spring to mind when the words "debt management" are used. Upon further reflection, however, it does make sense that even aliens would need to parcel out their resources in order to make sure their basic needs are met and that they have some type of funds for the more enjoyable things in their lives.
While aliens probably don't deal with dollars and cents, or even rupees or the Euro, it is a safe bet that they use some type of system in which to exchange with one another when it comes to obtaining the items they want and need.
"The aliens we have been able to survey have not been very forthcoming with the type of system they use for bartering," worries Sheila Crum, spokeswoman for the Alien Money Tracking Organization, or AMTO. "We had hoped to learn more about what must surely be a rather complex system by now. Their resistance has been a surprise to say the least."
Despite the obvious frustration felt by Ms Crum, and others in her organization, this attitude on the part of the aliens points to yet another way in which they are much more similar to human beings that even the most optimistic scientist ever dreamed of.
"Truth be told, the resistance of the aliens in sharing what is considered by human to be private information is a breakthrough in our own research," Josh Blair of the Scientific Organization of Alien Responses, or SOAR, uttered excitedly. He expects this revelation to be just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the similarities between aliens and humans. This is in spite of the glaringly obvious differences between the two species.
"And, honestly, how many people would want to open up to about their finances to a stranger, especially one from a different planet as we are expecting the aliens to do for us?" Mr Blair inquired searchingly. "We would probably feel like our privacy is being invaded just like the aliens are probably feeling by our probing questions."
For now, Ms Crum says AMTO is going to regroup and try to come up with a fresh new way to entice aliens to share their
debt management issues and solutions. Her organization sees this information as a way for humans to perhaps learn a few skills.
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