As of press time, reports of Wendy Gibbler acting like a total bossy pants in Yearbook Committee this year are continuing to pour in. Sources that have expressed a desire to remain anonymous released testimony yesterday.
(prHWY.com) August 21, 2012 - Seattle, WA -- As of press time, reports of Wendy Gibbler acting like a total bossy pants in Yearbook Committee this year are continuing to pour in. Sources that have expressed a desire to remain anonymous released testimony yesterday. Their written complaints indicate the utterly intolerable and "excruciatingly boring" methods employed by Wendy Gibbler during the opening meeting of the Yearbook Committee during this semester.
The passion behind critics letters can be seen in their actions, too. One source that spoke to us just before press time has even gone so far as to establish an official anti-Wendy Gibbler faction to liberate the Committee from her reign. The club has historically suffered under other dogmatic and intractable adversaries like Wendy Gibbler so this conflict is nothing new to the high school campus. "Wendy Gibbler totally acts like she invented yearbooks or something, and we aren't going to stand for it," read an excerpt from a recent opposition manifesto.
Responding swiftly to these charges, Hoover High star quarterback and senior class president Chad 'the Gootch' Cunningham announced his intention to form an investigation into the outlandish possibility that Wendy Gibbler has indeed run the committee as though she invented yearbooks. "You know, it's like, if Wendy thinks she's that, then she has another thing coming, you know what I mean, man?" explained President Gootch before stuffing two cheese sliders into his mouth.
Sources deep inside the principle's office have expressed a desire to send in cheerkeeping observers to make sure hostilities don't erupt between Wendy Gibbler and the opposition forces. Cheer Captain Stacy St. Smith announced at a recent press junket that if called by President Chad 'the Gootch', she and the rest of her team would use their varsity talents to safeguard future yearbooks.
Amidst all the turmoil ensuing from the Yearbook Committee, Drama Club coach Mr. Cohen sat down with members of the journalism class to help provide his wise insights into what may happen next with this poor, emotionally battered student club. "Well, if you ask me, it sounds like some popular kids got into a shouting match about
which pictures to include in the yearbooks for later in the term." Mr. Cohen went onto say, "If I remember right, wasn't Chad dating Wendy Gibbler last term? Stacy St. Smith and her cheer goons are probably just upset over some choice of picture or something. I tell you, every year there is some teen romance that sets the after school clubs on the brink of disaster."
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